It started out with Stephanie's rabbit, who had an unusual fondness for coffee. Then her cat decided that it really liked wine - who knows why! After that it was an Australian shepherd who would eat anything - pills, powders, poison - if it was served with ice cream. And did I mention the German shepherd who would sooner bury a hot dog than eat it?

It turns out that we're not done yet. The newest development? My conure simply cannot keep himself away from Earl Grey tea, brewed extra strong, served with warm cream and sugar.