My refrigerator must have been made by Microsoft - the milk that was supposed to good for another week looks like it was left out three days running, and the meat that should have been edible for ten more days is festooned with white mold. The eggs are long gone, as is the fruit, and I've had chicken and rice for the past three days. To top it off, the lighter is broken and all of my matches are gone, and I have nothing microwaveable left in the cabin.

Hm. I think I need to go to the store.