A Ravenclaw Study Guide
There’s nothing wrong with loving books, other than the paper cuts.

I. The only people who say that not all knowledge can be found in books are the people with really crappy books.

II. Others may be taller, others may be stronger, and others may be prettier. But if you’re smarter, then you will always be better than everyone else.

III. If those Slytherins think they’re so smart, then why weren’t they placed in Ravenclaw? I mean honestly.

IV. Don’t feel bad. There is no rational explanation for Hermione Granger’s placement in Gryffindor. The Sorting Hat was probably drinking.

V. The library is the ideal place to meet new friends, to research in your free time, to study ahead for classes, and to watch other people while wondering what it would be like to get kissed.

VI. If I had a Knut for every time someone assumed Ravenclaw is nothing but nerds and geeks, I would have 342,013 Galleons, 14 Sickles, and 8 Knuts, as of 8:42 PM GMT, September 4th, 2002.

7. You are right. And they are wrong. Nothing they can say will change that.